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The original founder of FBSO, Quartz is one of the Holy Trinity still residing on vent. Discovered February 2009 in a K.K. Radio chat on Steam by Sho, Quartz instantly challenged Sho to Jojo's and decimated him, thus earning his place on vent and the respect of his peers.

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Quartz's ExploitsEdit

  • Brought the unenlightened masses the glory of The Graveyard.
  • Got Chowder laid in Dark Heresy
  • Saw a guy in a Steam begging thread writing a sob story about how his dog died, promised to buy him MW2, and then instead gifted him Petz Dogz 2.
  • Whips his dick out. Alot.
  • Getting shitfaced often.

Quartz's History with other membersEdit

  • Sho - Originally met in a game of Defcon, is basically Sho's superior white brother.
  • Chowder - Not shit worth mentioning,
  • MaxieMan - Italian brother who runs a pizzaria which sells canolis exclusively.
  • Hol Horse - Hol Horse has seen more pictures of Quartz's dick than any other listed FBSO member, spare a few.
  • Ooooooops - Apparently brothers, as Quartz has known him for years upon years and only recently came to that realization
  • Spy Man - Spy Man's mom is a whore.
  • Artist - Punching bag. Once made him really butthurt for calling him out on e-stalking Shota.
  • Rage - Quartz and Rage share a mutual liking of showing off their junk.
  • Jin - Invalid, Jin is not a member of FBSO except the third Tuesday of every five months.
  • Pirate - Both Pirate and Quartz hand out gifts like candy.
  • Riley - Butthurt him by making too many bad teeth jokes
  • Shota - Had a short relationship with her, then she left.
  • Panini - Plays Left 4 Dead 2 with her once every 6 weeks