My name is Davey, and I enjoy the company of every single one of you. All of you are interesting, relatable people who spend their time playing vidya and talking about 4chan. You are everything fun in the internet. Honestly, have you ever not been entertaining? I mean, I guess it's cool to be bros all the time, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than going out with friends.
Don't be a stranger. Just call League of Legends a shit game. It's pretty much terrible. It hardly even qualifies as a video game, and it makes Farmville look like the best game ever made. What games do I play, other than "log on and do a boring repetitive task in WoW"? I also fucking suck at other video games, and have an unhealthy relationship with watching anime (Just watched an episode of Kimi ni Todoke, shit was SO kawaii). I am just a faggot who should just kill myself. Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's me and my waifu